Trumped up pedagogy


“No, no, no, I am not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed.” 
January 14, 2018

President Trump gets under my skin; if you’re here, he probably gets under yours, too.

Many teachers mumble to themselves, and occasionally to each other, how gullible “those” people must be to support him. How can anyone believe what the man says when the evidence screams otherwise?

And then we shuffle off to our classrooms, arms full of papers and books, pockets full of markers, and do what we do. We teach using the best, the very best research education has to offer. And we do it wrong.

We cater to learning styles, we worship the learning pyramid, we tell kids to go figure out this world on their own.

All of it nonsense, but belief (or pretending to believe) is part of the American cult of pedagogy.



Every week or so I immerse myself in the Trump radio universe–I listen to the hosts, I listen to the callers, listen to the myths and the closed loops of reasoning, and it starts to generate an internal rhythm that makes sense. Throw the sense of community in it (and make no mistake, the nationalist/racist movement deep in our bowels depends on this) and this stuff is like cocaine to caged rats.

We do the same thing in education.

A little self awareness goes a long way.






Of course he’s a racist….but you might be, too.

A song is a song only when sung

From four years ago today, because I need reminding
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Dave Keeney is a friend of mine, who happens to be brilliant, though that’s not a word he’d likely use to describe himself. He’s an apple farmer, a musician, a story teller, a mensch.

Dave on the left, Old Town, New Year’s Eve
(photo by Derek Daniel)

First time he met my Dad, my Dad (once a fighter pilot) was in bad shape after a series of strokes that made him pretty much unintelligible. Except to Dave. After trading stories, Dave got out his guitar and sang one of the funniest songs I had ever heard, “John Denver’s Last Flight.”

Later, after dinner, I asked Dave to play the song again. He would not.
“Why not?”
“Don’t remember it.”
“But you just sang it, how could you forget something you know?”
“I made it up.”
I still regret not ever hearing that song again, and Dave never gave it a second thought. The song is a song while sung, and that’s more than enough for Dave, even as I (and I am embarrassed to say it) thought of the song’s potential commercial value..

If the product is the goal, then we lose the “we” in this thing we’re doing, whatever this thing we’re doing happens to be.


Once an object is made, a song sung, a story scribbled down on the back of of an envelope, it’s no longer us, merely an artifact of who we were.

We become machines, we are machines, in our relentless chase to create the perfect product, make perfection a standard in whatever we do. We want everything to be professional, the new code word for standardized.

The us is in the process, the joy is in the doing.
A song is a song only as a song is being sung.



Fuck professionalism, it’s no way to live nor love.
I’m going back to my ancestors’ world of artisans,

Today’s epiphany


I do not need to count how many clams I rake up in a year, how many times I listen to a favorite song, how many basil plants bloomed in my garden.

I do not need to know Eli Manning’s quarterback rating, my town’s place on a top 100 places to live list, the graduation rate of my students at Bloomfield High School.

I do not care how much you make, the horsepower of your car, the square footage of your home, how much you pay in property taxes or for that bottle of wine you hoped I’d enjoy.

I trust my tongue and my ears, my eyes and my fingers. I particularly trust my nose. And I trust I am mortal.


I have one New Year’s resolution, and it has nothing to do with numbers, with ratings, with scores, with any measures of success as defined by our culture.

It is simply this:
Teach kids what matters.

If you cannot do that because of external constraints, well, I get that.

If you cannot do that because you have no idea what matters, find another job.



If I am not mortal, please forgive me–my behavior, if we’re immortal, makes me one huge asshole.

Originally published January 1, 2017.

Photos by me.